Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016
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Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
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sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip
if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotionforget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.
by Thegoosekat January 22, 2016
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Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.
Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!
by Milkes November 19, 2018
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Sausage Sunrise

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.
by kordes August 10, 2009
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sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found
Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit
by the fat kid November 19, 2007
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Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.
Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.
by tihmn December 26, 2020
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