I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.
by Pablov December 9, 2017

by mxhyzb January 27, 2024

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

by Tim van Weegberg February 4, 2021

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

DJ Skip: Someone (a DJ) who plays songs and changes the song every 15 to 40 seconds which everybody hates, he is skipping the biggest part of a song. Nobody likes a DJ Skip
Guy/girl at the speakers plays a song. Every 15 to 40 seconds he changes the song that is played, everyone is annoyed by this.
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'
by g123g030 April 19, 2015

by lHsfdB :fvAnr f;N GF January 20, 2009
