when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?
I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018
Get the swimming sailor mug.Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019
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person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”
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The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.
by T4me11 March 20, 2022
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