retard

A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.
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Retard

A person who works at dominos and did not go to college, or went to community college
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Retard

A person who searches the word "retard" on urban dictionary
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Retard

"RandomTom"- the man would be a genius of modern thinking... if only he wasn't completely retarded.
RandomTom: "I had a dream about this last night, if for example there was a swimming pool built on a hill, would you be able to swim up it?"

Everyone: "You sir, are a retard!"
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retarded

Mental people; although its also a very articulate way to define someone who is very intelligent and sincerely responsible and mature.
retard has many definitions,

1) Dumbass

2) Mental
3) Foolishly funny
4) innocent

5) love and appreciation

And further more definitions.

retarded is commonly used amongst, friends. Its a nice way to refer to a close friend or family member .
Example 1 ) "My head hurts, i am retarded, OOOF."
Example 2) "hUmAn YOuR So FunNY , GOsh yOuR ReTardEd"
Example 3) " I love you, you retard"
Background info: love mommy and father, dont do drugz, dont do what my very very very very veryx infinty friend spfia would do.
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