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Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Perfect

Clayton is perfect.
by Missoto Pane2000 February 4, 2019
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PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD

Suck my butt? How bout you take that perfectly round head of yours and suck my butt!
by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019
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Perfection

Can be used in any first person scenario, such as:

My girlfriend Samantha is the urban dictionary definition for perfection.
by Don’t question it July 19, 2019
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Perfect Victim

Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"
by LSI. September 10, 2019
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Perfect

Perfect doesn't just simply describe anything or anyone, but perfect describes Jasmine very well. Jasmine is the definition of perfect, she's easily the hottest, cutest, smartest, sweetest girl you'll ever know. You'll fall for her in seconds, in literal seconds. She's the most beautiful girl to ever exist, and anybody saying otherwise are beyond wrong. You're literally the luckiest person in existence if you have Jasmine. Jasmine makes you so happy and makes you smile no matter what mood you are in. Jasmine makes your heart so warm and you'll get butterflies everytime you talk to her. Like you'll never ever find anyone like Jasmine, she's just the most fucking perfect girl ever like EVER, Jasmine is just so talented, beautiful, sweet, nice, hot, amazing, caring, Jasmine is just the absolute dream girl, like everything is just fucking perfect about her, everyone loves everything about her, there are no negatives LIKE THERE ARE NONE. No wonder everyone is jealous when you have Jasmine... Jasmine isn't easy to get, but when you have her you're the luckiest person in human history
by BenjiEcksDee October 23, 2019
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Perfection

Brendon is the definition of perfection.
Woah, you are close to Brendon Urie’s level.
Gawh why you gotta be like Brendon Urie ?!
Cheez whiz
by Undercovertaco October 27, 2019
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