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Putin Paradigm

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
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Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.
Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin
by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022
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putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
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"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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