Porkin The Piggy

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

Piggy

Somebody who is so annoying you can't go on without punching them, like you can't go on without petting piglets.

Me: Dude! I wrote a joke-poem for you.
Friend: You mf, you compared me to Piggy!

by Aaarrrr January 14, 2021

Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024

The Old Colodaro Piggy Back

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.

I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!

by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022

Piggy Bank

When someone treats you as their last resort, such that you are reduced to a piggy bank.

"I made plans with her a couple days ago but she bailed on me for some other friends."

"Bro you've gotta learn self-respect and stop being her piggy bank."

by squomm February 20, 2022

Piggy Style

The sexual position of fucking someone in the mud while rolling around like a bunch of little piggies.

Sam and Dana had sex piggy style at the farm yesterday.

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

Piggy Pie

A person who likes to eat alot, but still is cute. In other words, a cutie pie who likes to eat alot, a piggy pie.

This girl likes to eat alot, but damn she is so cute! What a piggy pie!

by Sweet&SourSeptember September 17, 2017