oscar campaign

Similar to a political election campaign but with Hollywood producers and hopefuls, usually white or Jewish men, who spend a lot of money organizing events to wine and dine voters to try and win votes. These usually involve screenings and standing in circles to jerk each other off while telling each other how great their films are. Once the campaign is over they remind themselves they won the award because the film was actually the most outstanding.

That was an exhausting yet exciting oscar campaign, I can't believe we won, I never saw it coming.

by Toadster82 January 11, 2017

Carl-Oscar

Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty

megalomania.

Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol

by Kaptajn Bertel April 1, 2019

Bule ; Oscar

A small weak little faggit who plays games all day and doesn't have a life .
Will die very young if he plays a lot of games.
And he also sucks at Black Ops II.
He is also ugly.

wow that guys sucks at quick scoping he's a Bule ; Oscar ...

by Wonderful Names January 15, 2014

oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Portslade Oscar

Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.

My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.

by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016

Oscar and Karina

an awkward couple. karina is, like, 5 feet taller than oscar. oscar is very short and loves the 80s. he plays farquaad in shrek the musical. karina plays mama ogre in the play and is a very very very depressed clown. she has led lights in her room and always annoys the shit out of her friends.

aww how cute its Oscar and Karina <3

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit October 30, 2011