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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!
by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023
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Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.
Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!
by Crapfeces December 20, 2023
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oklahoma city thunder

guys oklahoma city thunder won their last game!
by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023
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Oklahoma tire swing

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!
by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023
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Oklahoma steer

When a guy gets offended at the bar so he would rather be home getting fucked by a bull.
That guy got so butthurt, I bet he’s an Oklahoma steer.
by BigDK5 December 31, 2023
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Oklahoma Chrome

Me: "Ah I don't have a belt to keep my pants up."

Grandpa: "Looks like you need Oklahoma Chrome!"
by DudeManSlim January 5, 2024
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Oklahoma glow worm

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.
Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!
by Foolishbean April 4, 2023
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