Oklahoma Coma 

A nap in the middle of the day or anytime you should be busy working

Man I was all set to weed the garden and I suddenly fell into an Oklahoma Coma!

Oklahoma Coma by Loganandgate January 15, 2015

Oklahoma City Bombing 

Tragic, One of the worst days in Oklahoma history

"Let's go to the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial."

Oklahoma City Bombing by BoBinney November 20, 2020

Oklahoma threesome 

An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.

I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.

Oklahoma threesome by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012

Oklahoma Teapot 

Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.

Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.

Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!

Oklahoma Teapot by SmoothSailing April 25, 2009

Oklahomaonian 

Someone native to Oklahoma who looks like an indian and likes to make-believe that tornadoes are in the vicinity

Oklahomaonian: Ahhh its got me!!
Bystander: Dude! What an Oklahomaonian!

Oklahomaonian by Storywriter August 30, 2009

Oklahoma punundra 

When the girl has a vaginal discharge on his penis then Hav sex

My girl fried gave me an Oklahoma punundra

Oklahoma punundra by Monkey sex September 30, 2009

oklahoma rumbler 

The act of farting in somebody's mouth. The key to performing this successfully is to aim for the lips causing the lips to rumble from the force of the fart.

I've had bad gas all day. Tonight, in bed I'm going to give her an Oklahoma Rumbler when she's asleep.

oklahoma rumbler by Clam Jammer 69 November 13, 2013