square dude

someone{mostly a guy} that is boring, annoying, or the plus on in a group of friends

that dude a square / i anit trying hang out with no square dude

here come that square ass nigga

by whitehersey September 24, 2018

Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)

You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021

Stranger Squared

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.

Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".

by Mouth32 October 20, 2008

crush square

When a person likes a person, but that person likes someone else, but that someone else likes somebody else, and that somebody else likes the first person. And they are somehow all friends!

I was in a crush square with the person I like and two other people.

by Astr0n0va November 20, 2017