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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023
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Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.
That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022
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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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Nightmare

Wow there's a nightmare looking for the manager. I think there are around 10 of them, someone will have their ears chewed today.
by PMXerinda October 29, 2023
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Nightmare von Zarovich

An absolute unit. Zarovich means 'son of tsar' and Nightmare proves to be much more than that. He is a dark lord. A badass gangster. A killer amongst men. A messiah. A hero. Simply the greatest, the strongest.
by Nightmare_vZ February 6, 2022
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Nightmare-Box

A username, for the internets. The most rarest of all usernames, too. Only a handful of people use this name. And people whose name is "Nightmare-Box" is most likely a bisexual, teenage, cross-dressing, male weeaboo from North America with nothing to do. A "Nightmare-Box" will use CAPS LOCK when showing affection through the internets. They have a strong obsession for YouTube, 4Chan, and Anime Conventions. They hate MySpace and love cosplaying.
Allan: Are you going to Acen 2010?
Joey: No, you?
Allan: Well, duh. I'm gonna cosplay as Sasuke.
Joey: He's stupid.
Allan: YOU'RE STUPID, STUPID.
Joey: God, you're such a Nightmare-Box.
by Just Lexii April 14, 2010
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Nightmare

A lonely British boy that jerks off every night before crying himself to sleep because he has to let his dog fuck him in his ass so hard he can’t shit right for weeks
Daaaaamn you sound like a nightmare
by SoulOfHades November 20, 2023
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