Nathan

A person who is full of bologna under all circumstances.

Person 1: Timing chains are better than timing belts.
Person 2: You're being a real Nathan right now.

by Not Sullivan January 23, 2019

Nathan

He's a gay faggot bitch

Nathan is gay

by Big Giant Ball Boy February 13, 2019

Nathan

Nathan is the spawn of Satan. A BOY who looks like he’s rolled in some Doritos, steroids and cocaine his hair is so bleach blonde. This boy is a one of a kind! He’s lovely to start with but if you like disappointment then he’s your top guy! He likes to say he’s good in relationships and wants to settle but really he’s a massive twat.

He can’t cook, is untidy and quite lazy. His two most used lines are- ‘okay I’ll just go’ and ‘hey bubba’.

He lives with his flat mate as he fucks up every relationship with dishonesty and betrayal. So girls if you want to get your heart broken then he is the one for you!!

Ps- always wear protection😆

Nathan is a true heartbreaker

by Emilycollette March 8, 2019

Nathan

A guy who all the hot girls would like to fuck.

Girl: Look at Nathan. He is so fucking hot!!
Girl 2: Yeah I wish I could fuck him soooo hard!
Nathan: Hey bih. Meet me at my house at 8:00. We will take it from there...
Girl: OMG! I'm gonna get fucked! And you aren't!
Girl 2: (sigh) Maybe next time...

by fUcKmEhArD22 August 12, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is a god at basketball. HiGhKeY. Nathan beat rep players at the neighbourhood. He is godlike at shooting pullup threes (THE BANK IS ALWAYS OPEN) Nathan is booty at fortnite and every video game ever invented. his best friend is a rich short white boi called gough.

Gamer girl 1: Wow that kid is bad at fortnite

Gamer girl 2: I know right he must be a Nathan

by Big Greens December 4, 2018

Nathan

Lil bitch ass mother fucker

What a fucking Nathan

by DooDoo ass May 11, 2019

Nathan

Nathan is an intelligent, charming, kid at heart. He's strong, warm hearted and adorable. At certain points he can be a hard ass and perfectionist but at others he can be goofy and lovable. A Nathan will always protect whats his. NO one can hurt whats his. If you try, he'll probably send you to the hospital and himself to jail. Family matters the most to him...besides work and making big bucks. He's a hard worker and will get things done. When his hearts set he won't let up until its completed. He's the best person to go to with problems. He will always be there to help you work through your problems and issues and will put everything he can in to help you. But once you cross him, you're on his shit list. Never cross a Nathan. He's most likely always right. If you love a Nathan, let him know it. He might seem like a stubborn ass but he adores the love and attention. Don't take him for granted. He is a once in a life time chance to find true happiness. Never let him go. You'll regret it deeply.

"Omg did you see that guy?!"

"Oh yeah! He's totally a Nathan! Soooo cute!"

"I need a Nathan. What a man."

"Nathan, my Teddy Bear. "

by ErrorUnknown112815 December 17, 2017