Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micah

my boyfriend.

:0 :Omg is that micah
;-; : yea bitch that’s MY boyfriend

by TalkToMyBoyfriendAndIWillHurtU March 3, 2024

Micah

That one guy who just doesn't care about how other people think of him. He doesn't listen when people tell him to not do something stupid He also can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

Girl 1: OMG

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: Micah just texted me!

Girl 2: What does it say?

Girl 1: CENSORED

Boy 1: MICAH! I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!

Girls 1&2: WHY MICAH?!

by That~one~guy March 8, 2024

Micah Talbot

A professional bowler who everyone aspires to be like. Worshiped like a God but god will never be on his level. A part time physio student who already knows everything about the course.

Hey are you "the micah talbot" the shagger
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you

yeah, i know its whatever.

by toey6969 March 26, 2024

Micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

micah

micah is the name of the best friend to anyone
and the name of a super cool dude.

hey micah
how you doing micah

by anonymous June 23, 2021

micah williams

best person in the world that you’ll ever meet. a micah williams is a kind, sarcastic, fun, genuine guy! everyone has had a crush on micah at least once. we love micah.

person 1 : who’s the guy that so many girls have had a crush on again?!
person 2 : micah williams.
person 1 : oh right, it’s always the micahs.

by ppluvvr123 July 1, 2021