Munt

A munted cunt

Did you just shit your pants?

Yeah

Get out of here you munt

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Munting

To collect stickers in proper fashion.

Yeah I was munting last night my sticker books almost full

by Jim jelq January 3, 2025

Munt

Throwing up on the airplane and eating it

Jack munted before we took off

by MuntClanLeader April 1, 2024

Munting

munting is a artform used by many (myself included) munting is when two people go out and look for a corpse in some type of graveyard so one puts there dick into the corpses mouth and the other jumps onto the belly of the beast to get the juices flowing

"hey jack wanna go to the local grave yard to go munting maybe we can find some freshies if were lucky!"

by Alex wal March 9, 2024

Munted

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive

Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022

Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024