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logan

A annoying cunt who likes dick and guys named logan long
by jizmyn November 28, 2017
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Logan

A great guy who is very handsome and smart. He has lots of friends and can make them all laugh. He's a guy who always likes a girl, but he never tells her because he hasn't got the guts. He acts super carefully around her because he doesn't want to mess up, but he's not a tryhard. He doesn't try to act cool, he just waits for her to come to him.

A great guy to have sex with, probably the guy who feels the best. His penis just happens to fit with any vagina he wants it to. He can make you shake so hard with an orgasm after he's done. But he'll stay true to you and never leave you or cheat on you, no matter how tempted he is to do so.

A great guy to have sex with, a great friend, and a great partner. The three in one!
'Hey, Logan, can you help me with my work?'

'Yeah, sure!'

'Oh, Logan, your penis feels so good, but can you rub my breasts...'
'Of course, I can honey...'
by _Sub2Pew_ April 1, 2019
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Logan

Logan’s are the most annoying people in the world, normally fingers Morgan. Very tall and not funny at all!
Did you see Logan last night
“No”
“He doesn’t let go of Morgan”
That’s sad
by Logan peel December 16, 2019
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Logan

"Can you believe Logan squeezed his own shit!"
by ShitKnuckles February 20, 2020
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Logan

A total combat and sucks at everything he does
by MikeOxmaul November 9, 2019
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Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.
"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"
by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018
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Logan

Hey Logan you're retarded
by Body August 16, 2017
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