The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014
Get the The Tower of Cumdonmug. by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017
Get the Golden Towersmug. When your friend passes out at 9:11 or when you discover a friend passed out and the time just so happens to be 9:11 (AM or PM)
by Vowdy and Georges May 24, 2022
Get the Twin Toweredmug. When two tall strangers, usually in a country with where people are shorter, see each other across a crowded area and feel compelled to acknowledge each other like two towers in the mist.
Walking in the crowded streets of Hong Kong, I was always head and shoulders above everyone else on the street except for another westerner across the street. We acknowledged each other and the silly situation with a head nod, much like towers in the mist.
by _Yeager March 20, 2023
Get the Towers in the Mistmug. by Bob0117 February 1, 2018
Get the tower monkeymug. I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.
by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016
Get the Scat towermug. A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.
Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'
Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'
Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'
Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'
Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'
by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009
Get the Tension Towermug.