Hypocrite

People that be like “bitches be like” but be the bitches that be like.

Tyrel is a hypocrite! He said “bitches be cheating” but he cheated on her last week.

by andy653 June 9, 2021

Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things they do.

Gretchen Whitmer going to places un-masked and no distancing while telling everyone they need to. Such a hypocrite

by Skynet07 May 23, 2021

hypocrite

Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc

That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".

by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite Oath

A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.

I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.

by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025

horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

hypocrite

Pretending to be motivated by other than one's real motive.

He is a hypocrite. He only did it for praise, not out of the kindness of his heart.

by slot-ratchet-twopence August 1, 2024