Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

by seminole10or December 15, 2010

hochisma

when a guy/girl is hot, chill, AND smart. a rare combination of qualities.

Man, that girl is hot as hell, chill as hell, and smart as hell, she sure is hochisma.

by Hantuj June 11, 2007

Hocca

Hocca is to Holla at someone and have a Conversation with that Person

All Right I'll Hocca at You later homie...

by Akaharm May 22, 2008

Hockey girl

A hockey girl is the hottest type of girl athlete that is super hot and makes every guy fall for her

Guy: wow ur hot do u play hockey?
Girl:u bet and I know if hot thanks I’m a hockey girl

by Brianna 😘 November 20, 2019

Mike Hock

One’s own dick

I put my name in the hat for the raffle, and she pulled out Mike Hock

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Devil's Hockey

Playing hockey by just using defense. This takes a fast-paced and exciting sport and turning it into the equivalent on watching a molasses race. Why try offense when you can win a game 1-0 on a lucky shot? You can also settle for a 0-0 tie!

This is named because of the style of defensive hockey the New Jersey Devils played in the 1990s and early 2000s.

When they started playing Devil's Hockey, the other team gave up out of boredom.

by PensBrak January 27, 2010

hockeybunny

Person who goes to hockey games not just to drool over the players, that provides just 70% of the interest. Original hockeybunny is Sarah North aka KuwtieBunny

The Hockeybunny drooled over the hockey player

by Sarah North June 10, 2003