Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025
Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.
by santhania March 23, 2018
person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite
by someone called mura May 17, 2022
The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)
by Rybrotic November 14, 2016
by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019
a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.
"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022