Pygme Elephant

a fucking small elephant.

Person A: Did you see that midget elephant at the zoo?
Person B: That's a pygme elephant, dumbass.

by dontcha? December 20, 2008

Rave Elephant

A person who overdresses before going to a rave, bar or concert.

That Rave Elephant over there is disgusting.

by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.

My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!

by JamesSolo September 4, 2018

tiny elephant

someone who stans the pop singer Ariana grande but doesn’t admires her for her body. a tiny elephant is really nice to everyone usually.

he: you always talk about Ariana grande, are you an arianator?
her: no, I am a tiny elephant

by iamjenny December 19, 2018