When your girl wants to mess arround, but Stargate SG-1 is on and you're not really in the mood so you let her give you a blowjob while you watch TV. During the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is Captain Carter played by Amanda Tapping.
I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter
by achromedisguise September 19, 2008
Get the Captain Cartermug. A superstar 4 sure! greatest athlete ever known to have a 55 inch plus vertical leap hes a freak of nature just like jordan hes going bald at an early age lol
vince had a great year with new jersy averaging about 27ppg he started 2004-05 season with toranto where he was averaging 14ppg he demanded a trade and showed us all what a telent he is on the right team
vince had a great year with new jersy averaging about 27ppg he started 2004-05 season with toranto where he was averaging 14ppg he demanded a trade and showed us all what a telent he is on the right team
by JENNY JAMES October 4, 2005
Get the Vince Cartermug. so amazing.. she's undefinable.
by bobthebuilder43975 November 23, 2010
Get the evelyn cartermug. A 19-year-old asshole who used to be a part of Magcon and doesn't know what "NO" means. He dated Maggie Lindemann and a video went viral of Carter trying to force her to give him a blow job.
by Espinosagirl101 September 15, 2016
Get the Carter Reynoldsmug. by Cece April 3, 2004
Get the nick cartermug. by blatblatblat666 October 11, 2018
Get the carter bowenmug. The most amazing right fielder and 1st baseman in all of Toronto blue jays history. He is the reason Toronto ever had a chance to win the World Series because he won it for us in’93. If the jays never had carter they would never have a World Series title and been so amazing in terms of the short history of the jays. Anyone who does not know who joe carter is is going to be a really sad person later in life
Yo did u see what happened last night with the homer
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing
by Joe the goat carter October 17, 2017
Get the joe cartermug.