vibe cannons

A douche-like term for headphones.

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL

by PancakesForTheTable December 21, 2020

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

james cannon

White trash who goes after pregnant rebounder.

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy

by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007

Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.

The first firearm ever made in the world

by scannerfish January 1, 2005

fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.

I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.

by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014

Butt Cannon

Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.

This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.

by Horror-Fied September 23, 2009