A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.
by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer November 27, 2008
An Arizona Burrito is where a man is giving anal sex to a woman, and apon insertion feels a burning sensation. The man then pulls out to find the undigested remnants of jalapeno peppers stuck to his manhood.
The new girl and I were tryin somthing new, I got down and dirty and she gave me an Arizona Burrito!
by Sam1234512 October 29, 2007
1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.
2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.
2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.
by lzzlxxlzzlxxlzzl March 25, 2009
by Homo Riot May 29, 2015
a sexual position involving an Asian man who is significantly shorter than the other participants in the "burrito." He should fit under a lifted leg.
by Hannah Goetz April 17, 2007
by Mr. Krabz July 19, 2009
a sloppy burrito usually takes place on a hot summer's day, when you're girl gets mud butt/swamp ass. you two decide to do anal and when you pull out and see the mess she's left on your dick, you proceed to strike her across the face with it.
by thatwhiteevo January 28, 2013