square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

Flat squared

When a girl has a "flat" chest and butt.

Also written as flat^2

"Bro is that a dude?"
"Nah she's just flat squared"

by Clean up Kenny June 4, 2016

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021

No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)

You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.

Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

crush square

When a person likes a person, but that person likes someone else, but that someone else likes somebody else, and that somebody else likes the first person. And they are somehow all friends!

I was in a crush square with the person I like and two other people.

by Astr0n0va November 20, 2017

squared circle

The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.

See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury

As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004