meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.

Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.

by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020

Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).

News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.

by RaguTom January 27, 2011

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

drive yard

When someone has more driveway than actual front yard.

"bruh I don't even have a front yard. all I have is a drive yard"

by swaggieg February 21, 2015

Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.

I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.

by k00pDa June 3, 2023