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Get the American cheese mug.n. Any American that feels that they have been treated unfairly and that everyone, society, and the government owes them something because of their race, age, sexual orentation, religion, sex, etc and uses this excuse at every opportunity.
These people blame all of their problems on this excuse instead of taking resposibilty for their own life and actions.
You can frequently see Victim-Americans standing in line for food stamps, welfare, government housing, utility assistance, and also at the liquor store cashing their disability check.
These people blame all of their problems on this excuse instead of taking resposibilty for their own life and actions.
You can frequently see Victim-Americans standing in line for food stamps, welfare, government housing, utility assistance, and also at the liquor store cashing their disability check.
"I grew up poor in a predominantly black neighbohood, so it's not my fault I'm a criminal. I'm a victim (Victim-American) of the system and white man is keeping me down."
"A black man got the job instead of me (a Victim-American) just because of affirmitive action. It's not fair."
"It's not my fault I'm gay (a Victim-American), I was born this way. It's not fair that the government won't let me get married."
"Why get a job? I have 3 kids by 3 different baby daddies (a Victim-American), it's easier to collect welfare and live in section 8 housing than it is to work. The government owes me."
"A black man got the job instead of me (a Victim-American) just because of affirmitive action. It's not fair."
"It's not my fault I'm gay (a Victim-American), I was born this way. It's not fair that the government won't let me get married."
"Why get a job? I have 3 kids by 3 different baby daddies (a Victim-American), it's easier to collect welfare and live in section 8 housing than it is to work. The government owes me."
by Barak_Blocker April 7, 2009
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An image originally created in the late 1950's and 1960's. Innocent by nature but commonly deplored by those who cannot achieve it or don't agree with capitolism.
The stereotypical American Dream is to marry that perfect someone, move into the classical surburan house, with a front yard, a garage & drive way, a white picket fence. You have a dog, a cat, and several kids. On weekends and summers you barbeque in your yard while your kids play on a tire swing and build a tree fort. Sometimes the American Dream is associated with the Corvette which is commonly known as the American Dream Car, because of it's long legacy of American muscle and great performance.
These assests are ideally attained by working hard to someday become financially stable enough to afford simple luxuries without worrying about it. This does not mean that you become rich suddenly, or buy the fastest car upright, it means that as you work hard over time, you get more money and improve on what you already have. Such as moving into a larger home, buying a faster car, and being able to support an additional child.
The stereotypical American Dream is to marry that perfect someone, move into the classical surburan house, with a front yard, a garage & drive way, a white picket fence. You have a dog, a cat, and several kids. On weekends and summers you barbeque in your yard while your kids play on a tire swing and build a tree fort. Sometimes the American Dream is associated with the Corvette which is commonly known as the American Dream Car, because of it's long legacy of American muscle and great performance.
These assests are ideally attained by working hard to someday become financially stable enough to afford simple luxuries without worrying about it. This does not mean that you become rich suddenly, or buy the fastest car upright, it means that as you work hard over time, you get more money and improve on what you already have. Such as moving into a larger home, buying a faster car, and being able to support an additional child.
My version of the American Dream is to become a civil engineer, marry my highschool sweat heart, buy a nice sized Spanish styled house in San Diego, CA and drive a new 2005 Mustang.
by Andrew Hernandez November 28, 2004
Get the American Dream mug.1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing.
2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.
3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.
3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
Do you think that Susan Boyle will win on American Idol?
No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
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Things you should know:
1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?
2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.
3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.
4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.
5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.
6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.
7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.
8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.
9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.
10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.
11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.
12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.
13. We don't think we're better than you.
14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
Things you should know:
1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?
2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.
3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.
4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.
5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.
6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.
7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.
8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.
9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.
10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.
11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.
12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.
13. We don't think we're better than you.
14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
British: "They're bloody pricks too. Look at Bush."
French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."
American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."
American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
by Annoyed Yank September 26, 2007
Get the American mug.Satirical cartoon about right-wing CIA agent Stan Smith and his family - housewife (Francine), geeky son (Stan), dirty liberal daughter (Hailey), a goldfish with the brain of a German guy (Claus) and an alien (Rodger). Created by Seth MacFarlane (of Family Guy fame).
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
AMERICAN DAD
Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
by MattyDee April 15, 2006
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dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
by skhal September 1, 2009
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