Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.

Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)

by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022

Jack and Pass

The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.

Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.

by maryland manson August 21, 2020

No-Homo pass

The No-Homo pass can be given by someone who already has it and you need to give a reason to prove that you are not gay. The No-Homo pass can « No u » every people that call you a homo.

-Bro you are gay
-No you are! I have my No-Homo pass

by Simon_Hamel300 November 19, 2019

Kiss Pass

Kiss pass is a pass in which you can use to kiss any person you like (such as your crush) and get away with it since you paid time for it.

Person 1: WHY"D YOU KISS ME?!
Person 2: I have a kiss pass

by TheLazyUnicorn April 19, 2019

idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.

Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.

by jeebus55 June 15, 2011

Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her

Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it

by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017

Cheryl Pass

A move in the card game “Hearts” whereas during the discard phase, a player dumps their highest three cards, in disregard to the receiving player. This player is significantly less likely to, “Take one for the team”.

Did you get a Cheryl pass? Oh, I got a Cheryl pass!

by BranBranWzrdMan February 1, 2022