Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.

by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

Cunt sucking maggot

Usually is a person you avoid your friends meeting and we call George Glass and actually doesn’t know how to suck cunt

Don’t be a cunt sucking maggot Sondra

by Titsmcgeeeeee March 3, 2019

National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck

Damn bro it’s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh

by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025

Suck koens pp day

July 5th

Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!

by Kokobro101 July 2, 2022