Mexican Musket

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!

by Littledick69 May 29, 2020

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.

Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.

by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025

Mexican

People who illegally cross the border to the U.S

-Hey! Look at that mexican hanging from that truck.
-Dude, he’s actually crossing the border.
-Fucking beaner, he’s going to rape the hell out of everyone

by Putard April 24, 2018

Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army

Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!

by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016

Mexican flywheel

The Mexican Fly wheel is a dangerous sex position where a male Mexican suspends himself from a calling fan and flys around the room while the woman jumps on top backwards. This now becomes a flywheel as they are flying around the room

Hey do you want to try the Mexican Flywheel tonight ? I am feeling dangerous.

by WhiteMagic09 February 1, 2025

The Zesty Mexican

A young, latino "male" who often associates with gay men and snow bunnies. The Zesty Mexican not only has thick thighs, but has quite the attraction to them. A typical Zesty Mexican may enjoy more water-down versions of his own cuisine, such as tex-mex. Said zesty Mexican usually lives somewhere Utah so he may be integrated into the bland white culture that the piece of shit state presents. Although a zesty Mexican is still Mexican, just by talking to one, you would think he is a homosexual white male, despite his obviously threatening presence

"Look at The Zesty Mexican! Boy does he look like a white dude!"

by SkellyGuy December 2, 2025