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Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.
Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her
by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020
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Rick Roll

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a…
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 21, 2021
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trump tootsie roll

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it
those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"
by The Phrogg May 7, 2025
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dream rolls

A joint that instead of weed has herbs, legal to have and won’t show up on a drug test. Very euphoric, very similar effects of molly (mdma) but more mild and calm. smoke to much and you will start tripping. Used in ancient egypt to “astral project” and get high. Oldest party drug around.
Nadia : Should I bring dream rolls tonight?
Tyrone : Hell ya, let’s have a pit house party.
by dankdawg July 16, 2020
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Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.
by AJ38 December 10, 2021
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dick roll

During the unit Danceracha performance of "Wow" (by popular 4th gen. boy group 'Stray Kids') Lee Know is described as doing a "dick roll". Also known as a "hip thrust" or some form of grinding.
Person 1: "THE DANCE BRWAK AND THE FUCKING DICK ROLL OHN NMMCYC"
Person 2: "the fucking WHAT 😀"
Person 1: "HIP THRUST IDFK"
Person 2: "YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN CALL IT A DICK ROLL ICB"
Person 1: "GIRL HES HOLDING ONTO HIS CROTCH THAT SHOULD BE WHAT ITS CALED"
by iNomBin July 15, 2021
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runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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