Brit in the Water

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids

Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water

by StarBiscuit February 17, 2023

Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants

Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide

by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023

water (H²O)

its just a hydration source... similar to cola

i drank water (H²O) after my run.

by im tired December 20, 2023

you do not recognise the bodies in the water

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by Among us 22 December 23, 2023

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024