Nut Butter

More commonly referred to by the name Sperm, or Jiz. Nut butter is a more acceptable, more cosmopolitan, more pc term to move forward in the ages...............man I almost believe my own BS, almost.

“So I was watching this porno, when the next second, this poor chick gets a full protein nut butter facial, by the pizza delivery guy, who woulda seen that coming”?

by Matty Bro September 26, 2019

Truffle butter

Truffle butter

I like truffle butter

by anonymous August 13, 2022

onky butter

onky butter is slimey and delicious ,

onky butter is you can get it ar wonart

by Smartgirljk71 November 22, 2018

Jelly Butters

FF-in Nut-ter

Blud, Lowe this Jelly Butters Sh*t

by WheatenFields#1 July 26, 2010

glutter butter

To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.

My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

by Chesty Glutswhip January 9, 2016

Cracker Butter

Snot, especially really thick nasty stuff when your sick. Sometimes this also applies to 'loogies' or 'hockers'.

Oh boy, look at all that cracker butter after I blew my nose.

by BIG DA February 20, 2011

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024