Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

glossy taco

A very shiny, glossy, top coat for topping off the best nail art. Best used when holo specs are added into the glossy taco

Rooted to Christine - SimplyNailogical

"Wow that's a really pretty holo glossy taco" "I know! I ordered it from Live, Love, Polish"

by whatsupcal July 30, 2017

Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

Dominican Taco

To take your chubbed up wiener and rub it between your boys cheeks.

Did you see Josh give Carter that crazy Dominican Taco in the shower earlier?

He slid that thing Dominican Taco style like a credit card, left some residue.

by Baamboooclaat March 25, 2025

Taco

if you call someone a Taco, you basically call them dumb.

"Hey Taco!'
"hi"
"LOL L"

or

"Ur such a Taco"
"damn bruv"

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021