Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server

Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now

by RuleMastwe07 February 25, 2023

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025

Mr. Garrison Rule

A tradition among the gay community that certain slurs, ordinarily offensive, are more acceptable when used among gay men themselves, named after the South Park character Herbert Garrison.

Jimbo: "Well that's not fair, I should be able to say fag."
Randy Marsh: "Hey, you didn't get bleeped."
Jimbo: "Uh-oh."
Mr. Garrison: "Well well well, guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freaking fag. You want to make out or something?"
Some other dude at the bar, likely: "Today I learned about the Mr. Garrison Rule."

by HotTubHebrew November 29, 2025

Ja Rule

A guy that most people would think of as bad publicity or a way to lose money if seen with him these days. A guy most artists that made songs with him in the late 90's early 2000's would no longer sit with at the cool "grown" kids status table.

If Ja Rule was at a bar with Jay Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, not only would he have to give his seat up to 50 cent, but Jay Z and DMX would help 50 cent drag their "friend" Ja Rule out of the bar.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021