bro pic

a really sad picture that is so sad it deserves 50 likes

guy1: hey did you see the bro pic I sent you?
guy2: yeah man it was so sad i had to leave a like

by can we hit 50 likes April 22, 2018

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm June 2, 2018

Bro

A girl or a guy (don't be sexist) that is always there yano ?you do stupid stuff together you plan your stupid futures. And they're the kind of people who never leave your side . They go through your emo phases ,your depression ,axinety but most importantly the happiness .You and your brother will make so many memories that you'll regret when your 80 , but who cares, yeah I did this for my brother HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER XXXX

Oi,yano I can always count on my bro,I love you brother xxx

by NataliaB*tch May 6, 2018

Bros before embros

Expressed in the same interests as bros before hoes , but on a real level of warning a friend about a treacherous female

Hey look man, just be careful with her , bros before embros is all I'm trying to say

by Thisguyandtheotherone June 10, 2018

bro londo

Bro Londo is the name given to the hand job you get at a shitty massage parlor by a young man that comes from an african american father and a Puerto Rican mother

Flip over and I'll have Jose Washington come in here and finish you off with a scorchin Bro Londo. He'll mind the stepchildren as well.

by doubledown10 June 11, 2018

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018