1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

MAY 1

My anivisery with my boyfreind

Hey its may 1 its emmys. Aniversirey

by Mama.dada May 1, 2025

I’m 1

BabyOtillie once said “I’m 1” He was never seen again.

“How old are you?” “I’m 1!” “You’re being a ba-“

by krcify September 3, 2023

1:36AM

A friend that you're in love with, but you'll never tell them because you don't want to ruin what you have. Someone that you'll write songs for at 1:36AM. Based on ALOREA's song "1:36AM"

He's my 1:36AM, but he'll never know that he's my 1:36AM.

by mxixmxnix March 26, 2025

imma run a 1

I'm gonna fuck u in the asshole

Hey nigga imma run a 1 on u tonight

by Bitch Biggs July 25, 2017

December 1

Day after nnn where intense cumming shall happen

Guy 1. Ah finally december 1 no more nnn I can finally nut once more
Guy 2. *cums*

by GuyWhoLikesToCum December 1, 2021

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020