Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

In Beans

“On brand,” but for people victimized by autocorrect.

“That is really in beans for you, Zaid.”
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

Isabella Bean Appreciation Month

When you have a whole month to appreciate the cutie bean Isabella, and how beautiful and amazing she is.

Person 1: omg it’s Isabella Bean Appreciation Month
Person 2: omg yes, she deserves the whole world

by Kevinnnnnn.Nivekkkkkkk February 1, 2022

bean walk

Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.

I was so fucked up last night. Pretty sure I was mr bean walk-in...

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

by Large fagbo May 27, 2018