S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

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by UrMom1696969 May 18, 2021

Big P

A very strong, smart and attractive person (usually male)

Hey guys, here comes Big P

by Taylor77D October 7, 2021

Hubert-P

Hubert.P is a name a slavic story character notorious for being nationally hated. Semi-Common slang in Slavic countries meaning '' self righteous, dickhead ''.Hubert became notorious with annoying richmen and P surnames are seen as evil and belonging to cowards, therefore calling someone a Hubert-P is seen as highly insulting. People named this are seen as cocky, manipulative and extremely shitty men who, and I quote, '' need to pull their heads out of their arses and shut the hell up ''

He's acting like a little Hubert-P, y'know? Should stop that behaviour

by Eldyen June 1, 2022

P'

When I realized the word minimalistic was anything but that.... I invented P'. pronounce Phhh. It's prounounced like the P in "Psalm."

Wow, his art is so P' so much so that it's almost non-existent.

by Becky-boo August 1, 2022

P

Plahsoe is an amazing person and they have many diffrent sides with diffrent people they are quite but when you get to know them they are someone special to you they will be there for you and they are mostly Asian they aren't replaceable but be ready to give this big back food every day

Plahsoe is chill dude

by Your fave person March 22, 2025

P head

match.

P Head was a terror's face scares.

by SYLVEONCRUSH1234 September 4, 2018