care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

bear

A large fury animal with large teeth and claws that are attracted by open food and menonstrating woman.

A huge bear attacked our tent.

by Awesome Izzy May 27, 2015

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Three bear

Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear

You know i told Jimmy my dog weighed 80 lbs but he three bear me and told me his weighed 225.

by Shasta pop April 15, 2025

chloe-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .

OH MAN , Here comes Chloe-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloe-Bear walks in)

by Koala bears are lazy July 10, 2018