Tacos

Some people think Tacos are meat in hard shell tacos with lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and more cheese. Tacos are actually hard chunks of meat wrapped in corn tortillas with onion and cilantro, and hot salsa. And, burritos are considered Mexican food, but they aren't authentic in Mexico.

Jerrad: I had tacos from Taco Bell last night! I sure do love me some authentic Mexican food! Me: Fucking asshole you're just eating Americanized crap.

by The Actuall Definition July 31, 2015

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

glossy taco

A glossy taco is a word used by us nail polish users and holosexuals, it means a glossy top coat on top of any nail polish design.
#sinplynailogical

Finish peeling off the nail vinals and add the holo taco, then finish with a glossy taco to make it shine.

by Wazzaz August 13, 2017

Glossy Taco

a glossy top coat, as in one used over nail polish.

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!

by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat nail polish. Usually applied after application of base coat of polish.

"Now let's finish off this nail with a glossy taco."
"I love glossy taco, it keeps the nail from chipping and leaves a glossy finish."

by Glossy;3 April 18, 2018