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crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words
someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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my stick

what you wanna know? It's song.

♪My stick My stick My stick is better than bacon
My stick is one of songs that i know.
by StickSteak May 12, 2020
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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stick

meaning fridgid, is shy when it comes to doing things with boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jack: “did u know that amy has never kissed anyone?!”
Max: “yeah, i know she’s such a stick”
by ilouisem May 31, 2018
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Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.
What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
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Glue stick

A glue stick, just like with race horses, is a word for someone that doesn't operate at a very high level.
That guy always letting everyone down at work is a glue stick.
by Race horse enthusiast December 12, 2022
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