Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024
Get the mexican car ride mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
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by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
Get the mexican babysitting mug.The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016
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where tf did the name even come from?
where tf did the name even come from?
by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024
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