Green

Small smile

You should send me a picture of you smiling or greening

by ohleevah33 June 12, 2018

Green fn

Green person that plays fortnite.

The guy is a green fn for sure!

by Bop500 March 11, 2024

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

The greens

The greens a kids show,
Romance
Comedy
And chaos!
It’s a kid show about farmers on disney plus

Person: Nancy green is a milf
Another person: I know, right
the greens

by Smack my ass like a drum November 17, 2021

Green

The most uncreative color

"Green is not a creative color."

by Jasper Montgomery April 11, 2023

Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.

Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"

by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010

Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021