Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them

Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022

National Kiss Brock Day

November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day

For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!

by brockiscute4321 November 24, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022

National kiss Blake day

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

kiss sabay hug

tagalog joke meaning kiss to the dick, the statement itself literally means kiss together with a hug. Is a joke because it sounds like "kiss sa bayag"

Person 1: Uy nag kiss sabay hug na ba kayo ng girlfriend mo.
Person 2 (clueless): Oo naman, sobrang close naman kami eh. Bakit?
Person 1: grahaha

by Momoyo September 15, 2022