Dip it in my cum

Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen

Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!

by MilfhÜnter69 May 21, 2019

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016

Kachigga my nigga

A word that is used only by Green cars

Guy 1 Here let me give you an N Word Pass
Guy 2 Kachigga my nigga

by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

by The real press November 2, 2021

Oh my Gob

Made popular by the Cartoon Network series, "Adventure Time." Meaning, "Oh my God." Used so children can watch the show and make for some fun puns.

Princess Bubblegum: *Looking possessed and catching the entire room on fire*

Jake: *Running out of room* "Oh my Gob! Oh my Gob! Oh my Gob!"

by Lady Shalott April 12, 2012

pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 9, 2018