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Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
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double chunk chocolate cookie

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024
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Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.
Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.
by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020
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chocolate s'more

2 black guys with a white chick in the middle. One black guy on his back, the white chick (i.e. the marshmallow) faces him laying on him and the other black guy on top of her. The black guys are the chocolate graham crackers with the white chick as described. Altogether, they look like a real chocolate s'more trying to keep the white marshmallow inside.
My (black) friend and I really want to use her for a chocolate s'more!!!
by Mr. Propofol December 2, 2016
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Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.
Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.
by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019
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Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.
“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”
by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025
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