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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.
Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022
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Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night
by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022
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Cinnamon Bear

The sexiest bagger chic you ever seen,who loves to ride a schwinn.
I was riding my beach cruiser and felt like a cinnamon bear.
by Cinnamon Bear187 June 15, 2021
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booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it
the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real
by thatgoat January 15, 2022
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golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked
Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear
by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018
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