Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
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Get the Yo queiro Taco Bell mug.The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
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Get the Taco Bell Russian Roulette mug.YO dude! You see that Taco in our aerospace AFROTC class? I hear she got past the medical even though she was a disqualifier.
by JoKker.F7 June 9, 2022
Get the Taco mug.Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.
by DMdoesGB June 10, 2022
Get the Tofu Taco mug.every month, a day comes up on Tuesday where you can't eat tacos. And this day is where everybody goes into a deep state of depression.
Yo I'm depressed because it's No Taco Tuesday
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