National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

National everything day

National everything day is when u can do anything u want and it is on the 17th of April,you could kiss people, hug, slap their butt etc.

On national everything day I'm gonna be naughty 😈 lmao 😂

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

National Sex Day

National day is a celebration on oct 17 to celebrate sex

Happy National Sex Day, let’s have sex

by national sex day October 17, 2019

National 2k day

August 2nd National 2k day the day where you buy a dude 2k

Hey babe do you know it’s august 2nd national 2k day where you buy us 2k

by Joyrd.jr August 1, 2023

National candy day

When u go trick or treating they have to give u more then 2 candy's

Trick or treat today is national candy day wich means you have to give me alot of candy

by ._.valeryy October 30, 2019